Crane Among Celandines

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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aeliad

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

wiseacrewhimsy

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

the-geek-cornucopia

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

pluts04

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Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

crane-among-celandines

I’d never seen either side of this before, but it’s an excellent illustrative story.

And depressing. Very depressing.

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tanadrin
tanadrin

Performative sympathy and performative loathing in transphobia are actually really interesting to me as a group cohesion mechanism: it allows you to paint members of your ingroup as simultaneously unusually altruistic (”we care about trans kids!”) while also giving you someone to hate (”but trans adults are evil!”), in a way many other kinds of politicized hatred don’t. There’s a little bit of this kind of thing among members of the religious right who want to portray homosexuality as a disorder or disease, but that’s an attitude that’s always struggled to gain traction because most would prefer to paint homosexuals as pure outgroup evil; and it’s hard to feign sympathy for gay teenagers if you also think they’re child molesters in the making. Actually the thing it reminds me most of is the politics around abortion: intense anxiety on behalf of unborn babies, but total apathy toward actual babies.

But unlike the abortion wars, which seem to be born out of a genuinely fundamental and irreconcilable difference in worldview, the transphobe trying to be sympathetic puts themselves in the awkward position of having to deliberately ignore, like, a lot of information. Presumably if there was a method of therapy, or a longitudinal study, or some kind of useful, generalizable description of a phenomenon which demonstrated that trans people with consistent, long-term gender identities different from their ASAB didn’t exist, they would show up to every single argument waving it in their hand. They keep talking about how transness is a mental illness, about how it can be dispelled with therapy, but they never provide an example of a therapeutic framework or even a study backing them up; and the usual conversion therapy narratives aren’t much help here, because most of these are intensely religious in character. But if you think religious therapy works, you don’t need a psychological framework to invalidate transness! Religious people can just appeal to their religion; any additional justifications are gravy.

I suspect this is why secular transphobes are so off-kilter. Religious bigots can simply appeal to their religion, then drop the subject; their bigotry might arise in conversation if you stumble over the topic again, but there’s often no persistent obsessive character to it; like the gays or the atheists or the drug users or the liberals or the D&D players, trans people are just an unpleasant fact about the world–one that fits into their worldview, which has plenty of room for People Rejecting God or Possessed By Demons or whatever it is they think causes you to play Dungeons and Dragons. Secular transphobes, and especially left-transphobes don’t have that, and they often fancy themselves as having a particularly un-bigoted ideology–fancying themselves generally socially liberal in other aspects–which means their transphobia sticks out like an uncomfortable spar; and integrating it into their worldview becomes a Political Project, or it fails and it’s just a weird topic they can never shut up about.

I forget who observed the phenomenon where as soon as somebody posts about their transphobia they never post anything normal again, but I think it applies mostly to this latter category of transphobe. You get people like Graham Linehan, who literally destroyed his marriage and his public reputation because of his monomania about trans people, when if he’d just been the usual amount of background-transphobic that’s taken for granted in Britain he presumably could have puttered along indefinitely. It reminds me of those middle aged guys who have a bad divorce and spend the next 20 years of their lives crusading about how The Court System Hates Fathers, and how All Women Are Evil Hussies, holding up signs at intersections and shit because they can’t just bad-mouth their ex to their friends like a normal person. There’s something morbidly fascinating about watching someone’s one-sided resentment burn them up from the inside.

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definitely-ellie

Anonymous asked:

boobs shouldn’t sag like that

asirensscng answered:

what a funny way of admitting that you’ve never seen a pair of boobs outside of porn

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theslowesthnery

american attitudes about nudity are fucking wild, and the worst part is that because they’re american, they just assume that everyone everywhere thinks the same. i will never forget seeing people on a left-leaning, progressive site saying that families bathing together is creepy and gross and clearly a sign that something is wrong with the family, that they’d never seen their siblings or parents naked and would in fact rather die. meanwhile to this day i bathe and go to the sauna with my sister and mother and have been bathing and sauna’ing with various family members - and even strangers! - my whole life.

but yes, can confirm, seeing your grandma’s tits as a child does you good, and not just because it teaches you that “beauty is fake and temporary”, but because it broadens your ideas about what beauty even is in the first place. my sister and i used to spend our summers at our grandma’s house by the countryside and frequently bathed and went to sauna with her. we saw not just her breasts but also her flabby skin, her moles and liver spots, her body hair and varicose veins, and we didn’t see any of that as weird or ugly because they were a part of our grandma who we loved very much. and when we see those things in other people - ourselves included! - we think “well it wasn’t ugly on my grandma’s body, so why would it be ugly on anyone else’s body?”. it makes you much more understanding and “forgiving”, if you will, towards the completely normal bodies of strangers as well as your own body.

definitely-ellie
prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

smashbrethren

the time is now

3dboyfriends

hell yeah

yunghau5

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

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caterjunes

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it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

jimblespage

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn
bronzebasilisk

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

picklespickleyama

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

kingoftheunderground

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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recreationallyscolded

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

b--o--n--k

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Plate. 

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

in3ffable-husbands

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

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ragingbookdragon

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

mysukisilentdeath

ITS BACK

ivoryjaderose

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M U S H R O O M

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en garde

fangcore

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

pogaytosalad

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

atlas-off-the-string

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

theloisthatlikes

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

insertcommonnoun

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toilet punger

alfredo-zauce

I’m fucking DYING

redknight7146

Of course no one would make an actual penis with the dildo generator, that’s the point. What’s the fun in making a penis if that’s what you’re supposed to do?

Source: prostheticknowledge
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definitely-ellie
marmod

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

tipsykipsy

OKAY I’M GETTING IN ON THIS BECAUSE I’M MAD AND FULL OF COLA


I worked on that show. For three hideous months of my life, I did this.

And there was this whole unwritten rule structure about the drivers and what they did and when they did it and how/when they needed to act

And there was this weird fucking balance between what the trains did and what the humans did - the drivers would only act when the train can’t do a thing by itself. Hooking up to another car? Driver does it. Need to shift from one track to another? Driver gets out and does it. Loading up one of the cars? Drivers.

See something funny here? BECAUSE I DID. What driver would hear their sentient train say “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and NOT respond with “Percy just shut up and drive we have people to transport or the Health and Safety committee is going to breathe fire up both our asses”??? 

Naw, they hear their giant fucking trains with giant fucking faces whining about how they are getting old and outdated and how they need to prove themselves by doubling their reasonable capacity and they go “welp, okay” and they get out and they hook up those cabins.

Otherwise, the trains had total autonomy to do whatever petty competitive shit the plot of the day demanded that they do. Go way too fast and end up breaking because they wanted to race a new and not outdated engine that’s actually built for speed? They do that. Go 100% the wrong direction because they wanted to show their friends a thing they got loaded up with and end up ruining it? No probbo, Bobbo. Disobey directions given by Sir Topham Hatt HIMSELF because they’re too proud? You do the thing buddy. Strain way too fucking hard to carry 8 fucking cabins when they were only built for 4? YOU GO FOR IT YOU MORON TRAIN. 


SO WITH ALL THAT HERE’S MY THEORY that I had to develop because it was either that or never stop drinking ever again

Those drivers? They never speak to each other, never acknowledge the existence of any humans. They get in the train, go with the train, fix the train, load or unload the train. That is all they do. 

They’re not human. 

They are symbiotic extensions of the trains. They are a combination of the birds that eat parasites off hippos and fucking Boston Dynamics style robots where literally all they do is whatever shit their designated Train Of The Day deems worthy of their time. 

With no task to fulfil, they are thoughtless beings. WATCH THEM. They look around at nothing. They blink. Sometimes they lean on the edge of the window. 99.5% of the time, they do nothing, they see nothing, they interact with nothing. They are shaped in such a way as to avoid unsettling the real humans of the world, but are below humans in almost every way - Sir Topham Hatt never speaks to them directly in the way he speaks to the engines. 

If the train derails and it’s possible that a human driver would be severely injured? It’s fine, because they’re not actually human. They crumple into a heap of non-euclidian geometry and then rebuild themselves like an inflatable snowman. Their recovery is fuelled by the years of poor decisions they’ve helped enable - all this time they’ve been feeding off the intellect of these trains. 

Why do the trains never learn from their mistakes? Why, after more than 30 years, are they still getting stuck, taking on more weight than they should know they can handle, still derailing themselves? 

Because these symbiotic train extensions need their slice of the pie. They must feed. And what’s more cost effective than sandwiches? Thought. 30 years of quiet leeching, giving the trains enough processing power to do their jobs, but not so much that the trains don’t need them anymore. 

The trains are in a constant state of developmental hiatus because of the drivers themselves. 

NOW YOU MAY BE THINKING, this seems weird and unusual. Why would Sir Topham Hatt allow for this? Wouldn’t it be more cost effective for the trains to be able to learn from their mistakes and become better workers? 

And to that I ask you… from this entire operation, hauling coal, hauling people, hauling animals, being  “really useful”… what do the trains get out of this? They are kept alive and maintained, but neither are they allowed their own independent thought, or their own free time or interests. Everything they do is done under orders of Sir Topham Hatt.

And without the brainpower to devote to critical thought, they are unable to see how their petty struggles to be better than each other only reinforces the system where they are coerced into being “really useful”, above all else. 


WAKE UP SHEEPLE

jerboamoe

did not expect to wake up today to thomas the tank engine discourse and unsettlingly well-thought-out conspiracy theories..but at the same time, in this day and age, i really cant say im surprised

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prokopetz

While I agree that a lot of gamers’ preoccupation with 60fps gameplay is unwarranted, it’s not true that it’s a new thing. Even way back in the NES era (i.e., the early 1980s), many popular games ran at 60fps, and it was considered the gold standard for arcade games in particular.

Now, I know what you might be thinking: how could games have run at 60fps back in the 1980s when CRT displays only had a refresh rate of 30Hz? (Well, 29.97Hz, but close enough!) This is only true of CRT televisions (CRT computer monitors typically had refresh rates of 60+Hz), but even console games intended to be played on televisions were able to run at 60fps by exploiting a specific technical quirk.

In a nutshell, if your CRT display runs on an alternating current (AC) power source, like standard North American household current, you can get a visible discontinuity in brightness if the current flips – hence the “alternating” part – while drawing a frame. If the frame were to be drawn, line by line, from top to bottom, that discontinuity would appear as a horizontal break partway down the frame; this is sometimes known as the “rolling bar” effect. That’s a problem for CRT televisions running at 30Hz, since North American alternating current runs at 60Hz: you’d be guaranteed to have the current flip exactly halfway through drawing each frame.

In order to work around this, CRT televisions would draw each frame in two passes: in the first pass, they’d draw all of the even-numbered scan lines (i.e., lines 2, 4, 6…), and in the second pass, they’d draw all of the odd-numbered scan lines (i.e., lines 1, 3, 5…). A timing circuit would then synchronise the screen’s refresh rate with the AC power source’s frequency, ensuring that the mid-frame AC flip always happened in between the two passes. This eliminated the rolling bar and ensured continuous brightness across the entire frame.

(Some sources claim that the rolling bar is a consequence of filming a CRT television using a camera with a different frame rate, and while it’s true that a faux rolling bar effect can be produced in this way, a true rolling bar is a consequence of the CRT television’s refresh rate being desynchronised from the frequency of its AC power source; this happened a fair bit in old or cheap televisions with busted timing circuits, and was visible to the naked eye, not just in recordings.)

Now here’s the goofy part: if a CRT television is drawing the even lines and the odd lines in two separate passes, obviously there needs to be a vertical offset between the two sets of lines so they don’t end up overwriting each other, right? Well, the the TV itself doesn’t do that; it relies on the signal it’s receiving to specify an appropriate vertical offset between the “even” pass and the “odd” pass. That means it’s possible for the signal to fuck around with that vertical offset, or even remove it entirely, causing the even lines and the odd lines to overlap.

Why would you want to do that?

Picture this: you eliminate the vertical offset, then use carefully timed memory management to swap out which frame is being drawn in between the even pass and the odd pass of each display refresh. You’re effectively drawing two frames per frame, each at half the display’s native vertical resolution.

And that’s how console games achieved true 60fps gameplay in 1983.

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